The Plan

Look, I’ve spent 4.5 B-I-L-L-I-O-N years minding my own tectonic business. Suddenly, in a blink of an ice cap, it turns out that SOME of my tiny tenants have been lighting fires in the basement and calling it “progress”. So, I’m stepping in.

 

First task? Give myself a voice. Build my online presence. Claim a few social media handles before another influencer named “Gaia” nicks them. Community Interest Company, this website, LinkedIn, Insta — these are my footholds.

 

Foundations laid. Soil tested. Let’s go go go.

2) partner with the smarter ones
Next, I lend my voice to humans already trying to fix the mess — researchers, climate scientists, sustainability geeks, activists, students, the whole earnest lot.
Their problem? Complex stories, bad comms, no cut-through.
My solution? Satire, clarity, blunt honesty. If they’ve got something important to say, I’ll help them say it louder, sharper, and with fewer acronyms.

3) go everywhere
Once I’ve sharpened my tools, I’m expanding into every channel I can wedge my core into: education, TikTok, animation, events, schools, media, games, whatever works. I want to hit every generation — kids, teens, tired adults — because climate reality shouldn’t be a niche topic reserved for policy PDFs and grim PowerPoint decks.